The infinante teen-slang dictionary

[~Shin~]

I know Spam isn't allowed here so I'm putting up a really fun website~~ It gives you wacky definitions

thesurrealist.co.uk/slang

Swaizzo
n. someone who flaunts crack cocaine.
"Sally, check out that Swaizzo's crack cocaine!"

Cameo
n. a disco, particularly a bad-smelling one.
"Yo, that Cameo is bad-smelling!"

Sam
adj. high-quality but not loud.
"Are you as Sam as I am, man?"

Mull
n. mid-nineties term for money.
"Let's get ourselves some old Mull, old chap."

Then there's the The Mechanical Contrivium at thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Boon&gender=m

Olive oil was used for washing Boon in the ancient Mediterranean world!
((*drenchs him*))

Boon is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
((^_^))

The porpoise is second to Boon as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
((, I can see Boon gloating now))

Michelangelo finished his great statue of Boon in 1504, after eighteen months work!
((this is just feeding his ego...isn't it?))

Devoid of his cells and proteins, Boon has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
((HA HA!!))

New Zealand was the first place to allow Boon to vote.
((his opinion wasn't valued anywhere else~~))

In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Boon in your mouth!
((the question is...why is Boon in your mouth?))

If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Boon!
((and we're always talking about him))

Boon was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes!
((Maria Anne Smith - Boon, I can see the relation))

The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Boon Head!
((-laughs-))

Yeah, yeah, it's probably a waste of time...but it's hilarious~

[Soso]

Soso
adj. of a popular nature.
"Someone dosed her drink and now she's Soso."


OMG. That makes so much sense. Ahoy hoy, Shin-my-darling.

[~Shin~]

I did some more...because I'm bored

In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Cameo.
((Yurika: 0_0))

The only planet that rotates on its side is Cameo.
((sounds like fun~~))

Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Cameo.
((I'm surprised billions of computers have not blown up yet))

Tradition allows women to propose to Cameo only during leap years!
((Yurika: *checks calendar))

The most dangerous form of Cameo is the bicycle.
((dun dun duuuuuh))

Cameo is only six percent water.
((the poor dehydrated magician))

In his entire life, Cameo will produce only a twelfth of a teasthingy of honey!
((Yurika: but he's so sweet~))

Women shoplift four times more frequently than Cameo.
((Yurika: >:[ I should hope so))

Contrary to popular belief, Cameo is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
((*headdesk*))

People used to believe that dressing their male children as Cameo would protect them from evil spirits.
((*hysterics*))

[Swaizzo]

WAIT WAIT! I want to do Yurika!
omfg guys, I freaking love that website. ;D I seriously LOLL'd at everything. X'D

[~Shin~]

yay~~ Yurika shall party...in Nepal...where she is currently training...

don't ask

[Swaizzo]

1. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of yurika!

2. Without yurika, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!

3. Lightning strikes yurika over seven times every hour!
((OH SNAP, that sucks big time dood :'D))

4. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of yurika orbiting the Earth!

5. Yurika is actually a mammal, not a fish!
((Oh, why thank you for clearing that up, dear Contrivium XD))

6. Yurika was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
((LMAO, Yurika wtf??))

7. Contrary to popular belief, yurika is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.

8. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on yurika!
((Poor Yurika...:'0))

9. Until the 1960s, yurika was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
((GUNS people. Disneyland is NOT FOND OF THEM >:[ ))

10. If you put a drop of liquor on yurika, she will go mad and sting herself to death.

lol, I think the contrivium is slowly running out of knowledgable answers. XD Cameo and Yurika got a result the same. I still think this is freaking hilarious. XD

Eh? Nepal huh? Sorry, but I have to ask. XD

[~Shin~]

She got sick of my...what was it...'flowery attitude' or something of the sort so she left for Nepal.

Yurika (over a cellphone): I ALWAYS wear pants!!

[sloane]

omg i kno im really late in this but i just put my name in the mechanical contrivium one and this is what is got (CAUL, THIS IS FOR BOTH OF US!):

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stephanie!
1.Neil Armstrong first stepped on Stephanie with his left foot!
[ok so... um whaaaa?]
2.Stephanie will often glow under UV light!
[dood thats AWESOME]
3.Stephanie cannot jump.

4.You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Stephanie to reach the earth's core.
[ok.... no comment, i just got a disturbing thought...]
5.Grapes explode if you put them inside Stephanie!
[OMG KOOL!]
6.Stephanie never said 'Play it again, Sam'!

7.You share your birthday with Stephanie!
8.More people are killed by Stephanie each year than die in aeroplane accidents.

9.Over 2000 people have now climbed Stephanie, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
[ i still hope not...]
10.The average duration of sexual intercourse for Stephanie is two minutes!
[ok this one was the weird one...]

[Sean]

The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Sean and compline!
((eh?))

The patron saint of Sean is Saint Eugenie.
((he's a city now))

Over 46,000 pieces of Sean float on every square mile of ocean.
((shiznat...what happened to him?))

The deepest part of Sean is over 35,000 feet deep!
((sweeeeeeeet))

All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Sean.
((lol, they would be and he plays a dang good woman))

Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Sean into a volcano it would stop erupting.
((that's when he dresses up as a virgin~~))

Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Sean!
((cause he pretends to be all of them))

Two grams of Sean provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
((-_- i wouldn't doubt it))

If you chew gum while peeling Sean then it will stop you from crying.
((lol))

All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Sean!
((cause Sean owns gondolas........>->